eldritch

I'd never heard this word, even at my advanced age, and with a daughter well-versed in fantasy beings.

Here's the example: 

"He possessed the ability to summon eldritch creatures through a portal to another dimension located in his body."

https://umbrellaacademy.fandom.com/wiki/Ben_Hargreeves_(Netflix)

and the definition:

"Eldritch things are spooky and weird — they make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up."

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/eldritch

Is it "meatloafs" or "meatloaves"?

According to dictionary.com, it's "meatloaves", or "meat loaves".

Example from The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

May Parker: Why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meat loaf? You could have said that to me 37 years ago.

Ben Parker: Um...

May Parker: How many meat loaves have I made for you?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0948470/quotes?item=qt1880061

likely "fragrant"

From Lowe's app. 

Considering it's spelled wrong, surprising how many matches it has.

"Understand the assignment"

OK, I didn't "get it", so here's what I understand so far.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-always-understood-the-assignment

Glossary of Scottish slang and jargon

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary_of_Scottish_slang_and_jargon#S

Warning: some "adult content"

Scotty : Um... Okay, if we eject the core and detonate, the blast could be enough to push us away! I cannae promise anything, though!

Phat Amy

AUBREY: You call yourself Fat Amy? 

FAT AMY: Yeah, so twig b*tches like you don't do it behind my back. 

We call our kitty Phat Amy.

a punctuation problem

https://www.facebook.com/groups/montypythonfansgroup/permalink/3201195750201762/

I guess, since they asked nicely.